FUNNY...:D:D

This is hilarious. Even an Englishman cannot construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Chinese from Hong Kong, Malaysians and Singaporeans. A must read with Chinlish in mind.
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> Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
> Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....
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> 1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I banic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away. 10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1. He always talkEngland to me and i don't know what he talking round about!
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> ..............What Clock now? work no need to do meh? you call me if got time lah my friend!